Thursday, January 15, 2009

I See Dead Rabbits


I see rabbits everywhere. In my dreams, in the yard, they even hop, skip and thump in front of my car on my way home from work at 2:00 in the morning! I see a sign post up ahead and I can't control the horizontal or the vertical anymore.....AAARRRGGG!!!!!! I wonder if Rod Serling or Stephen King ever saw rabbits? I believe Elmer Fudd experienced this same trauma but he had a shotgun and that great hunter hat with the ear flaps. I only have a stack of DVD cases full of six rabbit feet. I hope that's good luck!! Stay tuned for more info as the singing bunnies prepare to invade your home too. Even those of you in 'The Beave"!! An alligator has no chance against these devils(remember Monty Python and the Holy Grail?) They haunt me as they sing..one foot, and two foot and the brother they call OOOOOOHHHHH!!!

7 comments:

MJ said...

How can I get a copy????

Anonymous said...

a hare raising tale.

Sean said...

Corm,
The package looks great, can't wait to get my hands on one. It's such a shame that the little Foot Brothers are all afflicted with those painful rare white hemorrhoids. You can see'em in the picture. And just look at them wail in pain! LOL

Good luck with the DVD!

-Sean

d. stew said...

You see 6 rabbit feet. Elwood Dowd saw a 6 ft. rabbit named Harvey. (actually he was a Puka but close enough)Coincidence? I think not!Send some DVD's with Jeanine and we can try to peddle them in LaCrosse. If watching it will raise hair, I'll take a dozen.

david santos said...

Brilliant posting!
Congratulations!!!

Anonymous said...

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The Roo

Anonymous said...

I told you that this song was more diabolical than water boarding.

signed Your former VP Wyo

PS: Tubby & Me will be huntin some bunnies next week .....come on up